Some time later, Link dozes and hears a slight rustle.






Linked: Who's there!


Apparently, it's his friend Blank.


Blank: Whoa there, Linked. *grins* Tis a friend, not foe.



Linked: You should know better than to sneak up on me.
Blank: Sneaking up on people is my profession.
Linked: You're not that good at it if I'd heard you.
Blank: Yeah yeah. But I found the trail you left me.



Blank: The whole place's surrounded by idiots. We'll need a plan...
Linked: Oh crap. He's going to go and think for ages.



Blank: *mumbles* We could probably... *mumbles mumbles mumbles*
Linked: Argh! Look at this!!
Hacking away at those those stupid blunt swords have nicked my baby!
Those idiots are going to pay! Enough to buy me hundreds of daggers!



Blank: Hey, are you paying attention?! I'm trying to save your life here.
Linked: Yeah yeah, I'm listening. But my poor Synth... *strokes dagger*
Blank: Put your stupid knife down and listen properly!
Linked: *snarls* My knife is called a dagger and it's prettier than you could ever be.
Blank: Whatever. All this beauty shit is what prevents you from being seen as a real pro, you know.



Blank: Right, so this is what I think we should do. *mumbles*
Linked: *sigh* What does he know. I'm a pro with _style_.



Linked: I wonder why he likes to talk so much.



Linked: I mean, what other plan do you need to think about?



Linked: You sneak around, find a crack to slip through and then make a run for it.
Taking care to muffle any disturbances as quickly as they occur, of course. Heh heh.



Linked: *stands up* Right. That's the plan.
Blank: I haven't even finished planning yet.



Linked: Who cares. We'll just sneak around until we can sneak out.
Blank: But...



Linked: Not coming?
Blank: *sigh* Couldn't we follow a real plan for once?





And off they went to escape and pilfer again!



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